After the Lakers lost to the Bucks on Tuesday, Artest decided to inform us of how Jesus Christ played the game of hoops:
We get more from The Basketball Jones:
“It happened in the past, it happened in the present, it happened in the future,” Artest said. “Not just for him. All players (get ejected). That happens a lot of times. You see guys get ejected. Rip Hamilton got ejected (recently) in Detroit. Bob Cousy got ejected … The only person who never got ejected was Jesus.”
Artest was asked if he had checked Jesus’ box scores.
“No ejections,” Artest said. “He was 10 for 10s, a lot of 20 for 20s (in shooting). Perfect from the free-throw line. Infinity rebounding stats.”
Huh, I wonder how Ron Artest knew that? Wait, a second could he be….nah that’s impossible.