Aloha! snagamat here, taking the reins for a few as BC aka the Unknown goes off galavanting in China. Or so we’re told. I did a little investigative work into my good friend’s true whereabouts and found the real reason he’s taking a week or so off is because he got a last minute invite to the Lamar Odom bachelor party that “never was.” As BC wrote a few days ago, the bachelor party that was supposed to go down at Les Deux was nixed in favor of a more intimate get together. What he failed to mention was that “more intimate” meant the Playboy Mansion with the Heff, and he got to go!
The switch was made at Odom’s team mate Jordan Farmar’s suggestion, and fellow team mate Andrew Bynum’s enthusiastic seconding. Farmar, of course, keeps a blog for Playboy.com, and Bynum has had some newsworthy fun at the Mansion. Also in attendance, of course, were Kobe, Pau, Joe Francis, and Rob Kardashian. Word not on the street is the party was kept uber-hush-hush because of the presence of Jay-Z, LeBron James, and Russian tycoon Mikhail Prokhorov (middle) who probably used the occassion to discuss the future of the Nets and their move to Brooklyn.
Okay, the real reason it’s hush-hush is because Ron Artest wasn’t invited. Odom wanted Artest there, but there was a concern Ron Ron would get lost, as he still doesn’t quite know where everything is in California yet. Regardless, hope you’re having a good time BC! In the mean time, I hope to keep the quality of content consistent and alliterative for all you faithful TNLP readers. I hear aloha means good-bye too. Is that true? Stay tuned.