For those of you that missed, "The Best of Inside the NBA" that shown during NBA All Star Weekend, here is the clip featuring the best of Charles Barkley.
Honestly, you might need a twenty clip to eclipse what Charles Barkley means to Inside the NBA.
In the National Basketball Association, there are many ways to commit a foul against an opposing player from tripping an opposing player to pushing them in the back and even impeding the players progress to the basket.
Well, Kobe Bryant decided to add "attempt to grab your opponents privates" to that list.
In their Friday night affair versus the Philadelphia 76ers, Bryant fouled Andre Iguodala in the fourth quarter. Upon further inspection with the replay, Bryant left hand appears to grab Iguodala's privates where the foul occurs.
In the words of Inside the NBA, Bryant put his hands in Andre Iguodala's cookie jar.
During yesterday's Mavericks-Hawks affair, Jason Kidd pulled a "Michael Adams" by running into Atlanta Hawks head coach Mike Woodson to draw a technical foul nearing the end of the fourth quarter.
It appears from the video that Woodson comes out onto the court to bark an instruction to a Atlanta player and then appears to step back trying to avoid Jason Kidd. Then you can see Kidd lean into Woodson as he tries to call a timeout.
The free throw actually ended up affecting the outcome of the affair as the game went into overtime where the Mavericks claimed the victory.
Many people might want to beg the question whether the play was legal or not but you have to give it to the wily play of Jason Kidd to get the call.
I have a feeling that Mike Woodson will be standing inside the coaches box from now on.
Allegedly, there was a feud between Sacramento Kings coach Paul Westphal and Kings center Spencer Hawes when Hawes was inactive for Tuesday's game against the Detroit Pistons.
Well, that was put to rest as they decided to celebrate Spencer's return to the line-up but "Bumping it Out".
There are many words to describe this story about Boston Celtics reserve Brian Scalabrine but I'll let the audio and pictures do most of the talking.
Scalabrine previous did an interview on 98.5 The Sports Hub in Boston stating that if he received 250,000 All Star Votes for the 2010 NBA All Star Game, he would get a spray-tan live on-air.
Somehow, Scalabrine received more than 250,000 All Star votes and below is the audio and pictorial proof of the tan on the "Toucher & Rich Show."
The one thing that I do know about Caron Butler is that he loves to chew on plastic straws.
Well, the NBA has just announced that his famous habit has been banned from the playing area.
We get more from NBA Fanhouse:
Butler was said to go through roughly 12 straws a game, chewing on them during play and on the bench until they got stringy. He cited an teenage start to the habit, explaining that chewing the straws calmed him down. The habit (or addiction?) stuck.
But now, as first reported by Mike Fisher of DallasBasketball.com, the NBA has ordered Butler to stop chewing straws on the court.
Fisher presents the news with incredulity, but there's a fairly simple explanation: it's a safety issue. That's how NBA spokesman Tim Frank explained it to FanHouse Thursday morning. The ban covers game play; Butler is free to chew to his heart's content on the bench.
The rules itself essentially bans Butler from chewing straws on the court mainly because what if there was NBA straw-related incident that injured him or another player.
(The HORROR, The HORROR, THE HORROR)
I do get the NBA's position on this; chewing on plastic straws can be dangerous to one's health especially if he trying to drive to the basket on a lay-up line where a possible piece of plastic shrapnel could hit someone in the eye. (Hey, if a hot dog can do it, a straw could defintely do it.)
I guess that Tough Juice might have to find a new habit when he is on the court, may I suggest, lollipops?
After the team’s noon practice, Nelson took rookie Stephen Curry, second-year shooting guard Anthony Morrow, D-League signee Anthony Tolliver and a couple coaches to Smitty’s -- a downtown Oakland bar -- for some quality time and shuffleboard.
When Nelson was asked about his “bonding session” with the players the following day, he seemed a little taken aback.
“You’re not supposed to know about that,” Nelson said.
When Nelson was told that both Morrow and Curry posted about the day’s activities on Twitter, he was a little more forthcoming.
“Actually, I was out of money and I needed some cash so I took the young guys out and shot a little shuffleboard with them in the afternoon,” Nelson said. “And took their money.”
Thursday wasn’t the first time Nelson has taken players out to play some shuffleboard to Smitty’s … a couple of years ago he corralled Baron Davis and Stephen Jackson and ventured to the Grand Avenue gathering spot for an afternoon session.
Oh that Don Nelson, what a hustler.
For those of you out there saying, that he should be reprimanded for taking his players to a bar after a practice. All I have to say is that there are worst people in the world than Nelson, at least he's not Tiger Woods.
One thing that I do know about Cleveland Cavaliers star Lebron James is that he has a wealth of crazy handshakes that he performs prior and during games.
This clip shows Lebron performing some pre-game handshakes before a match-up between the Cleveland Cavaliers and the Detroit Pistons.
On some level, I'm impressed by Lebron handshake know-how and I think I know the reason why they drafted Danny Green.
Before the NBA Trade Deadline, The Dallas Mavericks moved Josh Howard to the Washington Wizards.
There has been a trickle-down rumor that the major reason why Howard was moved to Washington was his personal behaviour while he was with the Mavericks. Recently, a story has come out that Howard was once "too hungover" to play in a game.
We get more from Tribal Pursuit:
Multiple team sources said Howard missed the Mavericks’ Jan. 20 win over the Washington Wizards because of a hangover after a night of partying.
Howard refused comment.
That reaffirmed the Mavericks’ intention to move forward without Howard, who did not start another game after sitting out against the Wizards, when he missed the morning shootaround and did not dress for that game. The Mavericks, who were already shopping Howard and wanted to protect his trade value, announced that he had a stomach illness.
Howard has had a rather tumultuous time with the Mavericks which includes a rap sheet of marijuana possession, street racing, and a national anthem controversy.
It's nice to see that he will get a fresh start in Washington but the next time, if your too hungover to play in a game, just pull a Jamie Foxx and "Blame it on the Alcohol."
Cleveland Cavaliers fans have alot to be excited about recently. They have a healthy Lebron James and the best record in the entire Association.
Well, Cavs fans will have something to celebrate on March the 5th as they attempt to break the Snuggie World Record.
We get more from Ball Don't Lie:
There are a lot of weird Guinness world records out there, from the "World's Fastest Furniture" (a couch that can go 92 mph) to the "World's Longest Eyebrow" (3½ inches) to the "World's Tallest Snowman" (former Philadelphia 76ers center Shawn Bradley).
Well, here's another to add to the list: "Largest Gathering of People Wearing Fleece Blankets."
That's right, every fan at the Cleveland Cavaliers' March 5 game against the Detroit Pistons will wear a limited edition Snuggie before the game's tip-off. After five snuggly minutes, the Guinness World Record adjudicator will give the official word that the record for, um, "largest gathering of people wearing fleece blankets" has been set.
So if your a Cavs fan and have a ticket to that game, you might be a part of Guinness World Record history.
Well, until Mark Cuban decide to give a Snuggie to the entire city of Dallas.
On last night's edition of "Inside the NBA", Ernie's Neat-O Stat of the Night had special meaning for Charles as the cast of Inside the NBA celebrated his upcoming birthday.
The Inside the NBA crew was so nice, they even got him a cake.
It's pretty obvious that British Columbia born, Steve Nash is a fan of the sport of hockey.
In the above video clip, he receives a replica of Team Canada's Olympic Jersey and tries to plead his case to the camera that he deserves a spot on the men's hockey squad.
Who would Nash like to play with? None other than Calgary Flames rightwinger Jarome Iginla.
The NBA Trade Deadline is later tonight at 3pm est and you keep track of all the deals at this link.
However, we here at That NBA Lottery Pick are more interested in the deals that didn't get done.
Here are some deals that just didn't make it our of negotiations:
Memphis Grizzlies acquire Monta Ellis from Golden State Warriors in return for O.J. Mayo, a player to be named later and cash considerations
2010 Boston Celtics trade Glen "Uno Uno" Davis to 2008 Boston Celtics for Glen "Big Baby" Davis.
2010 Charlotte Bobcats trade Minority Owner Michael Jordan to 1990 Chicago Bulls for Michael Jordan
Miami Heat trade the past four calendar days to Phoenix Suns for Amar'e Stoudamire
Boston Celtics trade "Chain of Marquis Daniels" to Los Angeles Clippers for Bobby Brown....The one that didn't beat Janet Jackson
Los Angeles Clippers trade Baron Davis beard to New York Knicks for Larry Hughes Beard
New York Knicks trade entire roster for 2010 Cap Space
Indiana Pacers trade Danny Granger, T.J. Ford, Luther Head, Soloman Jones, Dahntay Jones, A.J. Price, Earl Watson and Brandon Rush to Utah Jazz for Kyrylo Fesenko, Kyle Korver, Memhet Okur, Kousta Koufos, and Andrei Kirilenko
(Totus Niveus!)
Cleveland Cavaliers trade Lebron James MVPuppet to Los Angeles Lakers for Kobe Bryant MVPuppet
Memphis Grizzlies trade scouting assistants to Los Angeles Lakers for an Ipad
Los Angeles Clippers trade owner Donald Sterling to Dallas Mavericks for 1/3 of Mark Cuban Brain and Tim Thomas
(Clippers need to get something right?)
Dallas Mavericks trade Jason "JET" Terry and a doughnut to be eaten later by Charles Barkley to Inside the NBA for Kenny "JET" Smith
Portland Trail Blazers trade Greg Oden fragile knees for Crystal Ball from Miss Cleo
New Orleans Hornets trade Julian Wright and a player to be named later to Twitter for cancellation of Julian Wright's Twitter Page
Houston Rockets trade Tracy McGrady to Fate for Second Round Playoff Appearance
New Jersey Nets trade Devin Harris and forfeiture of current wins to Kentucky Wildcats for John Wall
Denver Nuggets trade souls to Ms. Devilin for Career-Ending Injury to Kobe Bryant
NBC trades Winter Olympics to Inside the NBA for Charles Barkley hosting Saturday Night Live for the rest of the year
ESPN trades Jalen Rose to Turner Sports for Craig Sager and a suit to be named later
NBA trades 2010 Labor Negotiations for 2012 Nostradamus Predictions
The above video was created by the crew over at Phoenix Suns.com who decided to declare current Phoenix Suns forward Jared Dudley, Most Athletic Hands in History.
Don't believe me, then watch this clip and tell me after watching it that it didn't convince you.
(Still Didn't Convince You?)
What you think Steve Nash is lying? I don't want to live in a world where Steve Nash lies.
One of That NBA Lottery Pick's all-time favorite players is Dennis Rodman and recently got back into the news while coaching the Elmira Bulldogs of the Eastern Basketball Alliance.
Rodman was paid about $40,000 to coach two games with the team. Obviously, this was a publicity stunt to try to get fans into the arena.
The only problem was it didn't work. We get more from StarGazette.com:
Dennis Rodman guided the Elmira Bulldogs to their second straight win, but the persona of the former NBA star failed to attract many fans to First Arena again.
The Bulldogs won a close contest against the New York Wizards, 105-103, on Saturday night. The win avenged the Bulldogs' only loss of the season, which came against the Wizards last weekend.
The teams are tied for first place with 7-1 records in the Northern Division of the Eastern Basketball Alliance.
Rodman was paid $40,000 to coach Elmira on Friday and Saturday, filling in for regular Bulldogs coach James Schutz. The games drew only about 600 fans, said Charles Berch, the Bulldogs' director of operations. Estimated attendance Saturday was about 350.
"We got two wins, but at a huge price," Berch said. "We tried to do this because we were trying to get the team on better financial ground, but it backfired on us. The community and the city did not support this event. I'm beginning to think maybe they are not into basketball. Maybe it is just a hockey town.
It's pretty sad when your EBA team can only draw about 1,000 people when trying to lure Dennis Rodman into the coaching professional.
The real question is, do we think that the t-shirt is pretty cool or along the lines of pretty lame?
Let's go to the tale of the tape:
Pro's -> The T-Shirt itself is pretty cool looking -> John Starks was decent NBA player, (1997 Sixth Man of the Year) -> That dunk was pretty memorable to say the least
Con's -> That shirt will run you about $26 dollars -> The Starks logo that mimics the Knicks logo is pretty tacky -> That shirt will run you about $26 dollars (Sorry, that needed to be said twice) -> It's shirt that features John Starks
Decision: TIE
If your a Knicks fan, it's a pretty awesome shirt to commerate your man-crush on John Starks. However, if your a Knicks hater, feel free to light into the guy wearing one.
Recently I have begun to notice that NBA players are using their Twitter feeds to pretty much get everything off their chest.
New Orleans Hornet reserve Julian Wright decide to post this tweet which appears to have undertones that he wants to be traded from New Orleans before the NBA Trade Deadline.
Although the comment itself seems open-ended, it would not surprise me that the Hornets might fine Wright due to the notion of public image for the franchise. You really just can't have players Tweeting their want of a trade over the interweb, it makes your organization look unstable.
In Wright's case, he should have gone to Hornets head coach and GM, Jeff Bower to express his want of a trade or his current unhappiness of his current situation.
I like to call, Twitter, "the double-edge sword". It's a great way to keep in touch with people and fans but you also have the issues of accidentally tweeting something that you didn't want to get out.
During last night's NBA All Star Game, TNT has numerous problems with microphones and audio during their pre-game show.
One of the victims was TNT sideline reporter Craig Sager. He was doing a live interview with Steve Nash and suddenly stopped in mid sentence to restart the question.
I really don't blame Craig on this one, the suit he was wearing probably distracted him.
This season for the New Jersey Nets has been woefully bad however I think they might have found a way to go someone excited about the Nets.
Zappos.com is having a online sweepstakes to coach the New Jersey Nets for a Day. Yep, you heard me correct, some lucky contest winner could rub elbows with Kiki Vandeweghe during a Nets home game.
(Alright, it will probably two rows back in premium seats, but that's better than nothing. Am I right?)
Here is the tagline for the contest:
Have you always wanted to be a Head Coach and call the shots? Well, here's your chance! One lucky winner and their guest will be brisked off to New Jersey to spend the day with the Nets. You'll get to hang out at the team's practice facility during the day, get full VIP access at the arena during that night's game and get the chance to rub elbows with Head Coach Kiki Vandeweghe!
If that doesn't get you excited about entering this contest, I do not know what will.
However, this is for the New Jersey Nets, so I don't expect droves of people to be entering this contest but if you think about it, that might improve your odds of winning after all.
I heard that Rick Pitino has been sending entries in everyday.....
During the end of last night's, "Inside the NBA", we got see a pretty awesome video of Shaquille O'Neal offering a valentine to singer Shakira and wanted a kiss in return.
However, Shakira did not accept it (due to the height difference) and Craig Sager had to jump in to save the day.
For once, Craig Sager's suit was color-appropriate.
During NBA All Star Weekend, we had some crazy tricks shots made by Warriors guard Stephen Curry and Orlando's Dwight Howard.
Stephen Curry leads us off with hitting back to back shots from 3/4 court and Dwight Howard made a sitting half court shot that got him a Guinness World Record.
Man, those two videos might be more exciting than the entire All Star Weekend.
Hey fans of That NBA Lottery Pick, this is "The Unknown" and we will holding the simulcast of Outside the Boxscore's "2010 NBA All Star Game Live Blog"
So feel free to join in on the chat which will start at apprximately: 8pm est/5pm pst.
Although the NBA All Star game begins on Sunday, that doesn't mean we are completely lack of competitive basketball before that point.
The 2010 NBA All Star Celebrity Game brought out the funny as a cast of celebrities, former NBA players, and Harlem Globetrotters played something similar to the game of basketball.
Here's are some notes of the affair:
-> Terrell Owens had a chance to win his third MVP for playing in a celebrity game but he came up short -> Nancy Liebermann actually can play some hoops still, scored the first basket of the game -> Such major stars as TV's Dr Oz, PGA pro Anthony Kim, and Rapper Pitbull suited up to essentially have little impact on this game -> Terrence J, host of 106 & Park, got his Steve Smith on and sorta reminded me of that annoying guy who plays to hard in a intramural or YMCA affair -> Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban played in the game and Shaq/ESPN's Stuart Scott would have given $10,000 to a charity of his choice, if he hit a three. He didn't. -> ESPN tried to have NBA players attempt to lasso a mechanical calf, Lakers star Pau Gasol came the closest -> Statisically, it was another ugly affair, the West shot below 20% in the first half and the East had 20 turnovers at the break -> The head referee for the game was ESPN play by play guy Mike Breen, he decided to let rough-play continue through most of the affair to dismay of West coach Magic Johnson, who said numerous times for Breen to get back in the booth -> Celebrities who played well in the affair: Rapper Common showed off some solid moves (ironically, his next feature film will have him star as an NBA player) and Chris Tucker blocked Mark Cuban -> Ironically both Common and Chris Tucker were delayed in getting to the game due to the bad weather in the Dallas-Fort Worth Area -> Biggest Fashion Statement: Angel McCoughtry of the WNBA's Atlanta Dream sported some nice pink sneakers -> By the way, WNBA's Becky Hammon played in the affair, Love me some Becky Hammon -> NBA Legends who played in the game included Rick Fox, Robert Horry, and Chris Mullin. Rick Fox still looks like he could play in the NBA today. -> Biggest Surprise: Actor Joel Moore of "Avatar" and "DodgeBall" fame actually played well in the second half and had a shot to tie the affair up in the final minute (If you can dodge a wrench, you can hit a jumper) -> The Globetrotters were out in full force as Special K delivered an MVP performance except that he wasn't eligible to win the award -> The actual MVP went to Michael Rapoport (first celebrity to win the award since the immortal Tony Potts in 2007) who decided to shut-down Terrell Owens and limited TO to only two points in the second half, here is his MVP speech
That's essentially the end of it as the West won 41-37, Oh Wait....I forgot about Jon Barry.
Last year, ESPN's Jon Barry got duped by Special K of the Harlem Globetrotters when he threw a bucket of confetti at him.
This recently came to light from a Toronto Raptors-New Jersey Nets affair, Nets play by play guy, Ian Eagle was watching the cheerleader dance with the blow-out mascot when the unthinkable happened.
The mascot ate the cheerleader and Ian Eagle decided to get a little excited about this.
Programming Note: Our main site, "Outside the Boxscore" will be live-blogging the 2010 NBA All Star Game this Sunday starting at 8 pm est. We will try to see if we can simulacast on this site but at the very least we will provide a link to it.
Christopher Mintz-Plasse or better know by his SuperBad character, "McLovin" is trying his best to get to the 2010 NBA All Star Game in Dallas.
He had to take a couple detours, specifically though Cleveland but I'm pretty sure that he will make it in time.
However, I'm pretty sure that they had to explain to Reggie Miller who "McLovin" was.
The above highlights of New Jersey's loss against the Milwaukee Bucks on Wednesday Night is not pretty but what made it more interesting was that the East Coast Blizzard prevented fans from making it into the Izod Center.
A grand total of 1,016 paying customers (alright, probably not all of them paying) showed up to watch the 4-46 New Jersey Nets.
The below picture is the ultimate example of the saying, "A Picture is Worth 1,000 words, or at least the amount in attendance"
For the latest "This is SportsCenter" commercial, the folks over at ESPN decided to use Dwight Howard's Superman nickname to it's advantage as he plays Superman's Alter Ego, Clark Kent in this commercial.
Who did ESPN decide to play Lois Lane? Well, Hannah Storm of course.
San Antonio Spurs guard George Hill is apologizing for nude pictures of himself that were recently posted online.
In a statement issued by the team Tuesday, Hill said: "A year ago I made a mistake and take full responsibility for my actions. I have matured and learned from this episode."
Hill apologized to his girlfriend, family, the Spurs and fans.
Hill, the Spurs' first-round draft pick in June 2008, is the first player from Indiana University-Purdue University at Indianapolis to make it to the NBA.
The pictures were allegedly posted on the website, "The Dirty" and have not been taken off yet despite the pleas of George Hill's lawyers.
What did we learn today? NBA players Say No to Sexting!
The Cleveland Cavaliers have removed all water fountains from The Q.
To get a drink of water at the arena, you must stand in line at a concession stand, where you can get a small courtesy cup of water for free or pay $4 for bottled water.
Team spokesman Tad Carper said the Cavs took out the fountains in November to reduce the spread of bacteria and viruses that cause H1N1 flu and other illnesses. He said Friday that with health-related decisions like this one, the team takes advice from the NBA and the International Association of Assembly Managers.
However, officials from those organizations said in interviews that they are not recommending that fountains be removed.
"We have not made any recommendations for teams to turn off water fountains. That is strictly for teams to decide in their own market," NBA spokesman Brian McIntyre said.
McIntyre said he was not aware of any other team that has taken this step. He did not know that the Cavs had removed fountains until he was informed by The Plain Dealer.
The explanation from the Cleveland Cavaliers does make some logical sense and now fans wanting to get a sip of water will get to enjoy Quicken Loans Arena long concession lines to wait for it.
Utah Jazz forward Matt Harpring is out for the rest of the season and he must have figured that he might as well get his "A-Reel work" in since he is still a member of the Jazz.
Here, he interviews teammate and All Star Deron Williams about a myriad of things which include how someone goes about stopping Deron Williams, whether he would name his children "Sloan" or "Boozer" to get a ring, and the unathletic-ness of Jarron Collins.
I figure that most of you watched the Super Bowl yesterday, just in case you didn't here is the McDonald's commercial starring Lebron James and Dwight Howard.
The one positive is that at least Dwight dropped the rule of "No Jump Shots" but seriously guys, how could you get hustled by Larry Bird?
I figure that most of you watched the Super Bowl yesterday but just in case you didn't, here is the Taco Bell commercial starring Charles Barkley's poem for Taco Bell's $5 dollar box.
Most of you out there probably know that I am not a big fan of Nike's "MVPuppets" but I endure them until either Nike pulls the plug or the world ends.
(Whatever comes first.)
Here is the latest commercial called, "Handshakes."
I have a feeling that most of you have no idea who Trevor Winter is. He had a brief NBA career with the Minnesota Timberwolves back in 1999 during the lock-out shortened season.
When I mean brief, I mean brief. He played in one career NBA game for a total of five minutes.
While Winter is one of 52 players in NBA history to play in 1 career game, he has to have the coolest story.
A Minnesota native, he spent 4 years as a back-up center for the Golden Gophers, and was a senior on their 1997 Final Four team. Undrafted after college, Winter had been playing in the International Basketball Association for the Fargo-Moorhead Beez (yes, that was the team's real name) when he made the Timberwolves out of camp for the lockout-shortened 1998-99 season.
The abbreviated 50-game regular season began in February 1999, but Winter spent the first month-and-a-half of the season on injured reserve with a lower back strain. On March 16, 1999, Winter got his big break: That afternoon, Timberwolves head coach Flip Saunders informed him that he would be activated for that night's game against Shaquille O'Neal and the Los Angeles Lakers.
According to Winter, Saunders laid out the gameplan to him simply. "[He told me,] 'You have five fouls to give, and for every foul you don't use, we'll fine you $1,000,'" recalls Winter. He got the message loud and clear, proceeding to commit fouls against Shaq at a record-setting pace.
Guarding the most dominating player of an entire generation was a daunting task. "When I checked in," says Winter, "[Shaq] looked me up and down, knowing I was a rookie and that he was going to come right at me." On Winter's first defensive possession, the Lakers predictably went right to O'Neal, who spun baseline on Winter for a dunk and "tried to take the rim down on me," as Winter puts it.
Over the next five minutes of action, Winter compiled 3 rebounds and 5 fouls, as his career unwittingly turned into a monument of the Hack-a-Shaq tactic.
So essentially Winter's career was a "Hack-A-Shaq" moment in a regular season game.
However, at least he made to the NBA (on some level) and the quote nearing the end of the article is absolutely hilarious:
"I'm not sure my kids even believe me," Winter laughs
The Toronto Raptors are the only Canadian team left in the NBA and when they decided to hold their fan appreciation night against the hapless New Jersey Nets yesterday, they figured that they might need something else to bring the fans in.
That something else ended up being former rapper, Vanilla Ice. Yep, either that is the most awesome thing to continue your day or the head-scratcher moment of the century.
In the above clip, Vanilla Ice during halftime busted out such hits as, "Ice Ice Baby" and well......does he have another hit?
(Looks up Wikipedia Page)
Oh Yea, "Play that Funky Music". However, I don't think that really counts.
With the 2010 NBA All-Star Game coming up next week, I have feeling that alot of people willing be running to the their local sportsbook to make some bets and be ready to gear up for the upcoming March Madness Betting run as well.
However, there will be one person who will not be worrying about betting and that is Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban, whose more worried about throwing the biggest party from All Star Weekend in Arlington, Texas.
Here the video debate from ESPN's Pardon the Interruption:
The one thing that you can always say about Mark Cuban is that he is willing to speak his mind on virtually every subject but when was the last time that he went to a Bar Mitzvah. The last Bar Mitzvah I went to was like a good episode of "MTV's Super Sweet Sixteen"
I do agree with Cuban, The Super Bowl Weekend is like that final college party you go to. It's fun for the time being when it's going on but essentially it ends to soon and you thinks it's going to be better than it is.
The NBA All-Star Weekend is like your first weekend in college, it's party after party after party. This year's All Star Weekend parties will make New Year's Eve in Times Square seem tame.
Now, all I have to do is figure out how to get into one this year, maybe I should hit Chris Webber up for an RSVP.
Let's be honest, it was only a matter of time until the bloopers came out for the T-Mobile MyTouch Commercials with Dwight Howard, Dwayne Wade, and Charles Barkley.
You can now enjoy Charles screwing up with a script and Dwight Howard shifting in and out of his feminine voice.
Larry Hughes' thick beard isn't so much a fashion statement as it is a sign of frustration.
Apparently, the veteran guard has no plans of trimming his facial hair until he is traded, released or is playing regularly again for the Knicks, the latter of which Hughes is convinced will never happen.
"I'm not going to play," he said in a whisper. "I know that."
Yep, Mr. Hughes is a weird one to the say the least but I get his point, he wants be moved so he can play for a contender or at least play on a regular basis.
However, I still do not know how this is going to force the Knicks hand on any level. Maybe, Mr. Hughes should go the route of saying that he won't bathe until he gets more playing time.
That might get some players asking for his departure, sooner rather later.
With the NBA’s All-Star Weekend headed to Dallas on Feb.12-14, let’s hope the Mavericks and the NBA have a better handle on security than they did Saturday when the Trail Blazers were in town.
During a timeout with 41 seconds left in regulation, two women walked onto the court and into the Trail Blazers huddle. One woman wrapped her arms around the waist of Blazers guard Rudy Fernandez from behind. Fernandez, who was not in the game but focused on the plays being diagrammed by coach Nate McMillan, was stunned.
“I was surprised,’’ Fernandez said. “I was listening to the coach on the bench and behind me, she touches me and says, ‘Rudy, I love you. Nice to meet you. Good game.’’ …
The women were ushered away from the huddle, and amazingly allowed to return to their courtside seats under the basket and watch the remainder of the game, which went to overtime.
I'm going to take a guess that these women were clearly intoxicated but I have to say that security probably batted an eye for other reasons. Hey, it's not everyday that an attractive woman enters an NBA huddle and hugs a player.
Why do I have some sinking feeling that Mark Cuban was behind this?
The ad wizards over at McDonald's have seemingly run out of ideas (or fired most of their creative consultants) and decided to go back to an old stand-by for their latest commercial, two top NBA players playing a game of "HORSE" for a McDonald's hamburger.
The above clip is a preview of Lebron James/Dwight Howard version of the commercial and below is the original Larry Bird and Michael Jordan version of the commercial.
Recently, Gilbert Arenas wrote an opinion-editorial in the Washington Post regarding sending a message to his younger fans about handguns.
Our cracked staff at That NBA Lottery Pick tried to decode what he was really trying to say.
"The Post suggested on Dec. 31 that I send a message to young fans "about guns being neither glamorous nor desirable." I am grateful for the opportunity to do something good in the face of the very bad situation I created.
(Meaning, he needed to get some things off his chest and hell, if it can work for Sarah Palin. It can work for Gilbert Arenas)
I have done a number of things wrong recently. I violated D.C. gun laws and the NBA's ban on firearms on league property, and I damaged the image of the NBA and its players. I reacted badly to the aftermath and made fun of inaccurate media reports, which looked as though I was making light of a serious situation. And I gave Commissioner David Stern good reason to suspend me from the game, which put my teammates in a tough position and let down our fans and Mrs. Irene Pollin, the widow of longtime Wizards owner Abe Pollin.
(Putting it liberally, he did alot of things wrong. Not Latrell Spreewell bad but still, pretty bad. Also, shooting off fake guns was not the greatest idea after dealing with a gun charge.)
I understand the importance of teaching nonviolence to kids in today's world. Guns and violence are serious problems, not joking matters -- a lesson that's been brought home to me over the past few weeks. I thought about this when I pleaded guilty as charged in court and when I accepted my NBA suspension without challenge.
(What's wrong with these people, it's just guns. I know that there is violence in the world but c'mon he was settling a gambling debt. Also, I think he already practices non-violence, he plays for the Wizards)
That message of nonviolence will be front and center as I try to rebuild my relationship with young people in the D.C. area. I know that won't happen overnight, and that it will happen only if I show through my actions that I am truly sorry and have learned from my mistakes. If I do that, then hopefully youngsters will learn from the serious mistakes I made with guns and not make any of their own.
(He needs to rebuild his image? O RLY? I thought his would gain his image or at least his street cred. By the way, if your kid doesn't think guns are cool, then there might be something wrong with your kid.)
I am trying hard to right my wrongs. The one that will be hardest to make right is the effect my actions have had on kids who see NBA players as role models. Professional athletes have a duty to act responsibly and to understand the influence we have on all those kids who look up to us. I failed to live up to that responsibility when I broke the law and set such a bad example. Washington's children, parents and fans all deserve better from me, especially after all the kindness they've shown me over the years.
(Gilbert is a role model for young kids and I completely understand that. However, there are alot worse people in the world. Who hasn't randomly brough out a hand-gun to show their friends to settle a gambling debt? Oh Wait....)
While I regret a lot about this incident, letting the kids down is my biggest regret. I love the time I spend with the kids here in the District, and it means a lot to me whenever I can help lift their spirits or inspire them, especially kids who have difficult lives.
(THINK ABOUT THE KIDS, THINK ABOUT THE KIDS)
Last Tuesday, I wrote a letter to students in D.C. schools that was also about owning up to my mistakes. I said that I lost sight of the lesson I learned from Abe Pollin about how the responsibility to be a good role model comes along with the opportunity he gave me. I reiterate now the pledge I made to those students: that this is a responsibility I am not going to walk away from, that I will choose more wisely in the future and do my best to help guide children into brighter futures.
(Man, Gilbert Arenas wrote a letter to apologize to younger fans. He could have made a public appearance but hey, a letter is a letter. *cues Walk Away* by Kelly Clarkson)
There have been few bright spots for me these past few weeks. But one came the night I played my last game this season at Verizon Center. I saw young fans were still showing up wearing my jersey. That meant more to me than I can say.
(Aw...this is sorta touching. I might actually have cry on this one. Wait, don't young kids wear his jersey regardless)
The relationship I have with young fans is very important to me. I realize now how easily I can damage it. I have to earn that respect and work to deserve it each and every day. I plan to do that work by partnering with public officials and community groups to teach kids to avoid trouble and learn from their mistakes, to strive for success by working hard and persevering, and to try to make the right choices.
(This message sponsored by the NBA and the number zero, "Agent Zero")
Some people may not forgive me for what I've done. But if I help steer even just one young person away from violence and trouble, then I'll once again feel that I'm living up to Abe Pollin's legacy and to the responsibility I owe the kids of the District."
(Look, Gilbert, we at That NBA Lottery Pick forgive you for your mistake. Seriously, we do. However, doesn't anyone find it ironic that the team formely named, "The Washington Bullets" has a current player on the roster with a gun-related charge?)
Wayback in the year of 1991 before Toni Kukoc was a member of the Chicago Bulls, "The Pink Panther" faced off against Zoran Bacalja during an all-star game in Saravejo.
Kukoc needed to pull off the "Dr J./MJ free throw line dunk" to pull out the victory in the competition.
The clip itself is sorta ironic on two levels, Bacalja wearing a Michael Jordan jersey and this clip was taken mere months before Sarajevo was under seige.
Previous on That NBA Lottery Pick, we mentioned former NBA player Stephon Marbury signed with a Chinese team, Shanxi Zhongyu.
Recently, they played their first game against Dongguan Leopards which came down to the wire.
The Leopards Cedric Simmons hit one of two free throws with about five seconds left to give the Leopards the lead.
However Marbury and Shanxi still had a shot to win it but Marbury passed on the game-winning shot and passed it to a teammate who missed it. Marbury ended his debut 15 points, 4 rebounds, 8 assists and 4 steals.
At above highlights the game, mainly it's asian cheerleaders and fans throwing stuff but if you want to skip to the finish, go to the 3:35 mark.
During last night's affair between the Memphis Grizzlies-Los Angeles Lakers, Grizzlies forward Rudy Gay attempted to try and beat the buzzer at the end of the first quarter.
The only problem for Rudy Gay is that he let the shot go with about seven seconds to go in the quarter and the Lakers capitalized on the back-end of it with a Kobe Bryant three pointer to end the first quarter tied up at 24.
However, Gay redeemed himself later in the game with a go-ahead three pointer which was the difference in the Grizzlies, 95-93 win.
Steve Nash's has a production company called, "MeatHawk" has been churning out funny videos with Phoenix Suns players for awhile now but this might be among the best.
Leandro Barbosa is chillin with Jared Dudley on a plane and suddenly turns into a Na'Vi from the Avatar movies in his dreams.